To hell with Obama's problem. Our problem is that Obama is afflicted with narcissistic personality disorder.
"Narcissistic Personality Disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior), an overwhelming need for admiration, and usually a complete lack of empathy toward others.... While this pattern of behavior may be appropriate for a king in 16th Century England, it is generally considered inappropriate for most ordinary people today."
Somebody needs to do a photoshop of 0 as Henry VIII.
Maybe chewing on a big turkey leg.