I imagine the testimony of the parole officer bordered on the homoerotic.
“When I saw the suspect take out his penis I thought something was wrong, it didn’t look right, too hard and plastic - so I stared intently at it; it was especially apparent that it was fake as I saw the flow from it was not typical of what you usually see. When I reached over to touch it....”
"I work at a small, mid-western courthouse and I never thought this would happen to me...."