“Hi troops....I’d like to introduce Terrence to all of you today. He comes to us from just east of San Francisco. He enjoys long walks in the desert, Iraqi sunsets and tanning himself all over. He’s a Taurus and has multiple body piercings. He is hoping to integrate very quickly with as many of you as he can so let’s all open our arms to Terrence while he helps us fight the good fight.”
You got a problem with guys named Terrence, bud?