Raw truth and hard questions seem to always elicit reactions such as yours.
The smarts ones just seems to disappear off the thread, but in your case, ya just keep coming back for more...You've been diagnosed with the battered wife syndrome?
Umm, I was making a joke - just like I THOUGHT you were doing with the dog comments.
“.....Now go BARK up someone else’s tree”
With all the subtle innuendo with the rolling pins and battered wife syndrome I suspect you aren’t as “funny” as you think you are.
Have a nice day.