[The Comedian]

Really, the only way to settle this is to challenge the IRS, Barney Frank, or whoever wants your inheritance to a duel to the death.

They don't respond to normal human emotions or rational arguments. They are flesh-eating bacteria that only responds to disinfectant.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[American Constitutionalist]

They are flesh-eating bacteria that only responds to and thrives on disinfectant. feces.