Attention residents: All police presence is being permanently withdrawn from your neighborhood. In addition, all funds originating from white people have ceased and will not be reinstated.
Have a pleasant afternoon. Crews will come by tomorrow to pick up the survivor.
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.