[The Comedian]

Even more amazing is the fact that the Titanic sank exactly 47 years (and some months and days) after Lincoln’s “assassination”.

And recall how Obama mentioned "57 states", which is 47 plus 10, the number of the horns of the Beast of Revelation?

And 57 +47 = 104, and 104 FM plays easy-listening mellow rock you can listen to at home, at the office, or on the road? And they played commercials for Lincoln car dealership Kennedy Pontiac?

We're through the looking glass here people...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[cripplecreek]

The chair Lincoln was sitting in when he was shot is on display at (you guessed it) Henry Ford museum’s Greenfield village like some kind of grisly trophy.

The answer is obvious, the car companies were behind his assassination.