[The Comedian]

The only countries Barry gets along with are Muslim and/or Communist.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Pearls Before Swine]

The only countries Barry gets along with are Muslim and/or Communist.

More precisely, these are the only countries Barry WANTS to get along with. A lot of them hold him in contempt, even when he tries to suck up to them.