Britain is toast. Get over it.
No more Shrove Tuesday pancakes.
No more hot crossed buns.
Meat in public schools is now halal (where is the U.K.’s version PETA?).
All new graves point to Mecca (even if you are not Muslim).
By 2030 Westminster will be a mosque, the King’s wife will be in burqa (hopefully this change happens to Camilla sooner rather than later) and the leader of the U.K.’s state religion will be the Grand Imam of Canterbury.
Behave yourself with your bollocks.
Shrove Tuesday hasn’t been banned.
Hot Cross Buns are still available in all supermarkets and bakeries.
I work in a ‘state’ school (Public school is something different over here) This is simply not true. Can you have a halal bacon sandwich?
All new graves point to mecca? It is incredible that people will believe this stuff.
There’ll always be an England.