It's worse than you think.
This conspiracy has no bounds. I know for a fact that John F. Kennedy personally wrote the birth announcements in the Hawaii newspaper.
Lincoln was in on this, too. He deliberately started the Civil War as a means to get the 14th Amendment to back Obama up. He left detailed instructions for the Radical Republicans in the event of his death.
And Washington personally scrubbed out the de Vattel footnote on NBC in the Constitution. His confession is in code on the back of his Inaugural Address.
It's all incontrovertibly true. I know because the talking hamster who sometimes appears to me said so. LOL