Stay calm, Citizens. There is nothing to see here. Do not worry. Get back to work, pay your taxes and shut up. Stay calm, Citizens.
“Stay calm, Citizens. There is nothing to see here. Do not worry. Get back to work, pay your taxes and shut up. Stay calm, Citizens.”
Oh, and also.....if you don’t mind would you please work a little faster. We’re falling behind on our payments and, well, you wouldn’t want all the good folks in the DC area to lose their boats, would you?
If you come for our retirement plans, we’ll send the various federal police services out to take your guns so that when we take your retirement plans there will be no misunderstandings. Let’s not have any of that!
Now, let’s get back to work, shall you?