[The Comedian]

The difference being that some of us heree will be pleased to demonstrate to the 'levellers' the joys of a belt-fed weapon. Just sayin', and a 1919A4 ping...

Reaping season is just around the corner, and the little sewing bastards have been very, very busy...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Noumenon]

The good news for the seekers of absolute equality is that they are all equal over the sights of my FAL. And that’s one area where I really, really strive for ‘equality of outcome’.

See - that ‘equality’ thingy isn’t so bad after all.