Posted on 12/12/2010 5:42:02 PM PST by onyx
If you do, always remember the top 10 "Redneck Gun Safety Rules":
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at at hippie or communist.
9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot eachother. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the practice range.
6. When unholstering your weapon, its customary to say Excuse me while I whip this out.
5. Dont load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.
3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around the store yelling I have a gun! I have a gun!.
1. And the most important rule of gun safety. Dont piss me off!
;^)
No, it’s wonderful.
You will laugh *at* Kate.
Sarah’s father is a real highlight of the show.
You must wait to hear his comment about Kate.
LOL. Members of the press or Marxist democrats.
Man, you just took me back to my teens when the most important question was ...Mary Ann or Ginger?
Kate or Sarah? Nah, just not the same. Personally, I wouldn't want to spend five minutes with Kate. Sarah, on the other hand...
Chuck Sr should have his own show. That is what some are saying on twitter..I tell ya, Chuck Sr and Piper are the stars of the show. I always look forward to see what Piper will say and do next. Such a beautiful and smart little girl.
The reaction to Kate has never been this bad. Facebook is going berserk over her behavior.
LOL. Members of the press or Marxist democrats.
BTTT
Chuck Heath is one hell of a man. Love that guy. Sarah is lucky to have him as a dad.
Heck yeah, she’s getting hammered! I hope she learns something from it.
I agree. Piper has a lot of maturity for a little girl.
I loved Gilligan’s Island..one of the best shows on television. Too bad they don’t show re-runs anymore(At least not here) Always liked Mary-Ann, did not care for Ginger much. I liked “The professor and Mary-Ann” instead of “All the rest” in the theme song
Kate never seems to learn from her mistakes.
All Kate cares about is these words “did the check clear?”
I hear you on that. Fortunately, in addition to the hilarious unfolding drama, there’s the usual gorgeous scenery and insight into the life. Enjoy!
She is a little cutie, isn’t she. Sassy, too.
I think it was rodent control or something like that.
Found this from Sep. 2008.
Anyway, the 11pm rerun is coming on here in the East. I missed the 9pm Kate meltdown, but won't miss it this time.
Sounds like must see Tee Vee.
Watching the end credits, I noted that Sarah is listed as EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, which means that she is the final word on content for each episode. And each episode is meant to convey specific themes about Conservative America and how it compares against liberal la-la land in a real life family situation.
She is indeed a PR genius!
Yep..I see SO much of her mother in her. She’s got spunk!
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