[Liz]

Obama rushes off, leaves Clinton at podium.

Obama had to run down to the DNC to sign holiday cards.

This year's DNC "holiday" card.

Last year's DNC "holiday" card.

[Liz]

"President who? I'm the one in charge here."

[BillyM]

There is only one word that does it justice:
http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/dictionary/gubu/