Their reps are really great people. They’ll come out and spend a few hours with you and take you to lunch for the pleasure of it all. That 570 is pretty awesome! I’m trying to remember which one it is that I have - I don’t have it here with me though, or else I’d look at it to tell you. Another old workhorse that got retired from the company and nobody wanted it. I’ll go dig around the Tek website to see if I can find it. I’ll get back to you on that...
I just noticed your tagline, that episode just about made me hurl laughing when Cartman licked Scott’s tears!
I believe what I have is a 576 (1500V max range). I work on HV/HC stuff - although not quite as high voltage/current as some people around here. I tend to stay in the 2KV and 100A range of things working on implant grade defibrillators and heart failure devices; component level troubleshooting on MCM devices. That’s my mainstay, guitar amps are on the side and for fun when I have time to deal with them. I had to tear apart an old 577 that was getting trashed because our cal department was handling them roughly (we lost 7 of them in one year), what a shame.
The 576 has the LED displays on the right of the scope. It also goes to 1,500 volts as well.