Hawaii isn’t like the travelogues they show. The water isn’t that nice. It’s like Berkley, only on an island. The beaches aren’t nice. The Caribbean beats Hawaii by a mile. The only thing good about Hawaii is their Kona coffee and you can order that online, no trip needed. Even a lot of the people that own the coffee plantations are like old hippies, greenies, weirdos. We visited a few of them and only one was a normal couple. The rest, Birkenstock wearing old hippies.
And with Governor Yellowteeth now in office, I’m even less likely to go and will just have to watch reruns of “Blue Hawaii”, “From Here to Eternity”, and “Tora! Tora! Tora!”.
BTW, is Hawaii the only state where the national colors were removed from in front of the state assembly building?
Thanks for your evaluation of Hawaii...I’m going to postpone any Hawaii vacations until a few centuries from now
Which parts of Hawaii did YOU visit? Clearly not the parts _I_ did.