[The Comedian]

Try battery acid and rat poison, morons.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[GladesGuru]

“Try battery acid and rat poison, morons. “

Experiment with Lysergic Acid Diethylamide and both optical isomers of Thalidomide, Intellectually Challenged.”

;-)