Back in the day, I’d always eat my KFC right in front of the PETA freaks. Then I’d ask for a brochure... and they’d usually inquire about my KFC.
And I’d always tell ‘em that Mildred, or Bertha, or Grechten made one *FINE* meal. (the name of the chicken, of course)
Which would usually have them turn green at the gills.
I always tell them that I rarely eat meat, for health reasons (true since I keep it down to three times a day to avoid gaining weight), but that I make an exception every time I see a PETA demonstration and have KFC in honor of their protest.