Assange is a low life who needs to meet an unhappy ending. But I must say an interpol warrant for not wearing a condom for a few one night stands with two bimbos who were giving it up to him because of his noteriety is stretching it. I prefer the Russian way of doing things in making him orange.
There’s slang for masturbation in spanish that goes like “jalársela”, meaning “to stretch it”, commonly used to answer to outrageous claims. I’m saying no more, but I find it oddly, weirdly and improperly appropiated.