[EyeGuy]

“CFL, has become a symbol of government overreach for many consumers”.

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That and the low volume toilet. In my house, each additional water-wasting flush required to sufficiently clear the bowl, is named for a member of the idiot Gore clan of Green Thieves:

#2 is the AlFlush (remnants of Al still clearly visible in the bowl).

#3 is the TipperFlush.

..and so on.

Each Flush

[muawiyah]

The new toilets failed to account for the fact that some men are built such that their needs are neglected.

[jazusamo]

Good one, I’ll remember that.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Have you seen some of the new toilets that are coming out? They use even less water! 1.2 gallons instead of 1.6.