[The Comedian]

How about a movement to require all government communication and data storage to be entirely on paper? Let’s start with the IRS and the EPA.

Good heavens, that's brilliant!

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[de.rm]

& the paper to be made from Hemp!

Much better quality, and the seed oil is the perfect amino acid profile for human comsumption.

Not to mention the cananaboids (?) hard to spell, even harder to pronounce (bad as Worcestershire!) can be made in to medicine that even cures cancer(uh, oh, better shut up now, big pharma still mad over money lost curin' Polio!