UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.
Don't forget the cow mutilations. Aliens love them some mutilated cow.
I'm not a kook but do believe "life" is out there. However, if you were the one that traveled millions of light years; would you not check things out on the "perimeter" instead of landing in the middle of L.A. (or any other big city)? Chances are, you're not coming with an armada.