How about putting DHS in charge of placing spy cameras at every intersection and arresting people who use a cell phone? How about mandatory check points where people using cell phones can be stopped and run through Naked Body Scanners to save time and be more efficient? Check them also to see if they have illegally grown tomatoes or other home grown produce not approved by Monsanto? Please Congress pass some more laws to bind the American public with the chains of slavery and serfdom that we deserve because you are all so smart and we are all just stupid hicks clinging to our guns and religion.
Now that you mention it, I supposed Homeland Security could make the argument that cell phone users in cars are domestic TERRORISTS! Obama could just order them all shot.