Aye, Good King, Squirtgun must be forever banished for he even fears, "Puff The Magic Dragon" who has been in his cave for all the centuries which have passed since Sir Jackie Paper departed. Only fearless knights reside in our fair and fruitful land of Dixie.
Far better to have encountered the ‘Squirtgun’ rather than double cannister shot, eh?
C’mon, you know, the shot that is described by contemporary accounts as: “hissing...cutting lanes through the ranks...the loudest roar beyond imagination for hours on end...”
I will not rise to the occasion; men who did so did so long (long) ago...