Zenith Press Association
August 15, 2017
Chicago, Illinois
Marian Shields Robinson, mother of former First Lady, Michelle Robinson Obama, died yesterday. In otherwise excellent health, an autopsy determined that the cause of death was a relatively simple to repair coronary artery blockage. She was 80 years old.
Unfortunately, under the 2010 Universal Health Care Act, passed in the last year of the truncated Obama Administration, the surgery necessary to clear the fatal blockage has been routinely ruled by the Dr. Jack Kevorkian led Federal Death Panel as prohibited on patients over 60 years of age.
The impeached Barack Obama could not be reached for comment. On death row at the Colorado Super-Max prison, he is awaiting execution for treason against the Constitution and the people of the United States and humanity.
The Republican breakaway New Freedom Party, which began winning congressional seats in the 2010 election and completed its sweep of conventional Republicans and Democrats from office in the 2016 election, has pledged to eliminate what President Palin called these unfortunate and unnecessary deaths of our older citizens who have, after all, done much to build this nation. She went on to say Of course, we all die. But this foolishly enacted legislation is consigning countless millions of otherwise healthy, capable, often wisdom-laden loved parents and grandparents to early graves for simply corrected problems. Its just morally wrong.
Senate Majority Leader Rand Paul (NFP, KY) has pledged to revisit the Universal Health Care Act as soon as he and his colleagues on Capitol Hill complete the pending treason trials of 58 Obama officials now taking up the bulk of their time.
When reached by phone for comment, former First Lady Michelle Obama, muttered a few unprintable scatological and profane terms and something about no longer being proud of this crappy country not that I ever was.
Before hanging up, she blurted that her mother died because those honky idiots Reid and Pelosi screwed up and forgot to insert the promised exemptions for us, the members of the ruling class and their families, from the legislation.
Arrangements are pending but those close to the family have hinted that Mrs. Robinson will be taken to Kenya for burial. Mrs. Obama has declared that she and her daughters will remain in Kenya — eventually found to be the actual birthplace of the disgraced former usurper president — and never return to the United States.
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(RAB/Zenith News Service Correspondent)
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ROFLMAO yeah, like THAT would ever happen to a member of Dear Leaders entourage!!
That’s pretty good. I think I’m going to mail that out.
he he he!
I really miss the DOOMS REPORT, a parody of DRUDGE.
Good job, Dick! I love a story with a happy ending.