[Tolsti2]

These people are flat out insane. It’s sad to watch really. To them, we’re a bunch of paid off operatives.

I dunno about you, but I don’t get paid nearly enough.

[muawiyah]

My agents at Aerospace and the Satellite Service tell me there'll never be enough money for what we do!

That must be why we don't get paid.

We should get these guys to write letters to Department of Air Force for us!

[editor-surveyor]

I don’t think that you’re a paid operative, you’re too stupid. You spout impossible crap about things that you don’t understand, and gripe when everyone with a brain sees through your ignorance.

Obviously anyone that sees through you is insane, huh?
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[r9etb]

I dunno about you, but I don’t get paid nearly enough.

Well, see, you guys don't get paid much because you failed so badly with the face on Mars.

Anybody can tell that this was a Chinese missile.

I mean, it's .... um .... it's obviously a missile, because missiles are missiles and they blow stuff out their back ends. (By the way: did you know that many FReepers are missiles?)

And it's obviously Chinese because, well, there's a characteristic corkscrew pattern, which is so obviously Chinese. And stuff.