Hm. Gosh, that's a puzzler. So hard to figure out. Let me think. (think think think.) Okay, here's an idea: how about obtaining a big-ass gun and blowing the perp's head off if he tries to kill you?
Just a suggestion.
Another great Miranda Lambert song with great lyrics:
County road 233, under my feet
Nothin’ on this white rock but little ol’ me
I’ve got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I’m right we’re headed straight for hell
Chorus:
I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight, well now he’s got one
And he ain’t seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don’t that sound like a real man?
I’m gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead
Well it’s half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, gravel flies
He don’t know what’s waitin’ here this time
(chorus)
His fist is big but my gun’s bigger
He’ll find out when I pull the trigger
(chorus)
Gunpowder and lead, yeah
Hey!