[The Comedian]

Another too-close-to-call choice between Economic Holocaust and Civil War II pings...

"Economic Holocaust" ping.

Increasing volume ping list watching the slow motion Economic Holocaust.

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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[April Lexington]

I have come up with a solution to the Great Recession! The Federal Reserve merely needs to print up $1,348,376.28 for each man, woman and child in the United States and wire it to each person's bank account. We will dutifully spend it on stuff and the recession will be over! No act of Congress or presidential signature necessary! If the Fed can create $3.3 trillion out of thin air and lend it to Europe, they can certainly create money out of thin air and send to each of us to save the US economy...