[April Lexington]

Nothing will stop this. Except God.

Or Mother Theresa. Or Gandhi. Or Rosa Parks. Or Martin Luther King, Jr. Or Vaclav Havel. Or Thomas Paine... or the Comedian. Peaceful change is good. But...NEVER underestimate the power of the people to kill dictators like Ceausescu. Or King Charles I. Or that French bitch who liked cake... The point is... give them a running chance. Its only sporting...

[The Comedian]

Nothing will stop this. Except God.

Or Mother Theresa. Or Gandhi. Or Rosa Parks. Or Martin Luther King, Jr. Or Vaclav Havel. Or Thomas Paine... or the Comedian. Peaceful change is good. But...NEVER underestimate the power of the people to kill dictators like Ceausescu. Or King Charles I. Or that French bitch who liked cake... The point is... give them a running chance. Its only sporting...

How exceptionally kind of you sir to include me in your example. Much obliged.

To fair though, the rest of my quote did reference sustained fire across a wide killzone...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.