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To: laotzu

Mange says they'll have to be satisfied with certificates.

No, Chuck Norris will NOT be satisfied with a piece of paper.

Tela Mange will be round-housed until she pins the real thing on his chest.

18 posted on 12/02/2010 8:02:45 AM PST by Slyfox

To: Slyfox

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

23 posted on 12/02/2010 8:08:56 AM PST by plinyelder ("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)

To: Slyfox

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

41 posted on 12/02/2010 8:21:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)

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