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Chuck Norris Becomes Texas Ranger Captain Today
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| 12/2/10
| Jim Forsyth
Posted on 12/02/2010 7:41:54 AM PST by laotzu
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To: laotzu
Chuck Norris never sleeps... he waits.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:34:38 AM PST
by
Elwood P. Doud
(America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
62
posted on
12/02/2010 8:34:58 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: Mr. Lucky
In the News/Activism forum, on a thread titled Chuck Norris Becomes Texas Ranger Captain Today, Mr. Lucky wrote:
I’m ready for something real
You do appreciate the irony of posting that statement on an internet chatroom under a pseudonym, right?
ROFLOL
Irony is so . . . ironic!
63
posted on
12/02/2010 8:37:08 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: All
To: Cyber Liberty
“I dont think hell have to. Giants are in the NL West....”
###
The reference was to this PAST World Series.
65
posted on
12/02/2010 8:43:19 AM PST
by
EyeGuy
(RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
66
posted on
12/02/2010 8:43:52 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:44:46 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: EyeGuy
Oh sorry...my team got eliminated early, and I forgot The Rangers were in the WS. Baseball hasn’t been the same since they messed with home-field advantage to get people to watch the All Stars. Don’t get me started on DH rule...LOL.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:50:52 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
To: Mr. Lucky
You do appreciate the irony of posting that statement on an internet chatroom under a pseudonym, right? Nice 'delayed laugh' comment...
69
posted on
12/02/2010 8:56:08 AM PST
by
GOPJ
('Power abdicates only under the stress of counter-power." Martin Buber /a Tea-nami's coming..)
To: t-dude
Who does Norris campaign for? I guess I could Google it but felt a little lazy.
To: sharkshooting
If ‘24’ had starred Chuck Norris, it would have been called ‘1’.
71
posted on
12/02/2010 9:14:53 AM PST
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
To: laotzu
Dick Cheney is Chuck Norris’s backup.
72
posted on
12/02/2010 9:25:44 AM PST
by
flying_bullet
(El Conservo tribe member)
To: jakerobins
I guess theat means they laid off everybody else.
73
posted on
12/02/2010 10:20:21 AM PST
by
Erasmus
(Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
To: Lazamataz; kristinn
Chuck Norris can raise Kristinn’s IQ after Laz got done with him to higher than it was originally.
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posted on
12/02/2010 10:30:19 AM PST
by
Erasmus
(Personal goal: Have a bigger carbon footprint than Tony Robbins.)
To: justlurking
To: justlurking
To: reagan_fanatic
Scientists have finally figured out why the Universe
is expanding...
It’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 10:39:05 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: laotzu
In the Eyes of a Ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Anything you do he's gonna see
So when you're in Texas look behind you
Cause that's where the Rangers gonna be!
78
posted on
12/02/2010 11:20:22 AM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
To: All
laotzu, thanks for posting.
great thread. I hadn't heard some of these before.
79
posted on
12/02/2010 1:31:36 PM PST
by
zeugma
(Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one.
80
posted on
12/02/2010 1:32:11 PM PST
by
Surtur
(Are we on Athen's time yet?)
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