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Chuck Norris Becomes Texas Ranger Captain Today
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| 12/2/10
| Jim Forsyth
Posted on 12/02/2010 7:41:54 AM PST by laotzu
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To: Kimmers
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:06:02 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: sharkshooting
I know Victoria’s secret, too: She’s a slut! LOL!
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:08:39 AM PST
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: Slyfox
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:08:56 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: t-dude
Chuck ain’t no fake, he has been a real Texas Peace Offdicer for years.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:09:40 AM PST
by
eastforker
(Visit me at http://www.eastforker.com)
To: Kimmers
Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:10:16 AM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: All
To: eastforker
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:12:12 AM PST
by
eastforker
(Visit me at http://www.eastforker.com)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:12:56 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: laotzu
When Chuck Norris goes on Google, the second button reads “I’m Feeling Skilled”.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:14:15 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Joe 6-pack
Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes for condoms.Incorrect.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:15:20 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: plinyelder
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:15:46 AM PST
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: mountn man
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:16:33 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: Salvavida
Fire is warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:17:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:17:40 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: ThePatrioticArtist
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:18:37 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: laotzu
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:18:59 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: eastforker
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:20:09 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: laotzu
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:20:14 AM PST
by
plinyelder
("I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: plinyelder
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:20:46 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
To: jakerobins
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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posted on
12/02/2010 8:21:16 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Lowering Kristinn's IQ since May 21, 1999)
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