No communists and no babushkas. Those are my two bugaboos.
A guy I used to work with used to receive an email from a Russian mail order bride service just before lunch on Tuesdays.
He'd forward the email in all it's glory to several of us with "Russian Whores" in the subject line...
My favorite was the four page spread...
1. Some Cossack chick clad in a bikini beginning to take a dip in the icy, muddy Lake Kubyshevskoye.
2. Posing in a Kazan potato field, wearing a low cut blouse, sprawled across the hood of an abandoned Russian sedan.
3. Modeling the latest in Belorussian lingerie in the interior of a Soviet block house.
4. In casual attire, in front of a Christmas (or May Day) feast, arm placed conspicuously around the shoulders of a lop-sided, smiling 7 year old son dressed in a cowboy outfit.