They sound horrible. I mean, as well as awful, boring and not very entertaining.
A child left (maybe deliberately?) a book at church some time ago — it was part of the “Scholastic Book Club,” or something to that effect.
I tried reading it — there were many misspelled words. I suppose the author was trying to be funny, but I thought such a book should not be part of anything called
the “Scholastic Book Club.”
However I guess it’s tame now that I see what other choices are available.