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To: Nachum

I’ve decided that my coffee table is smarter than my doorknob.


16 posted on 11/28/2010 5:07:33 PM PST by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra
I’ve decided that my coffee table is smarter than my doorknob.

My coffee table is definitely dumber. Every time I run into it trying to slip in without waking the wife...Dang! STUPID coffee table...

26 posted on 11/28/2010 5:13:42 PM PST by bigheadfred (mind like a steel trap---rusted shut...)
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To: Allegra

I couldn’t agree more. Doorknobs get fondled all the time like a TSA victim. Tables just stand there, hold things effortlessly, and get dusted once a week. No brainer!


94 posted on 11/29/2010 4:23:10 AM PST by TheOldLady (The only way to run our country is conservatively.)
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