I'd rather have a flight free of idiotic adults who:
I will also never ever, ever never, never ever fly on a red eye that connects through Vegas. That was the weirdest flight I've ever been on.
I’ll add to your list, lol.
*People who take aisle seats and sleep the whole flight, so when middle or window seated passengers have to get up we feel like heels. (I always take the aisle so I can stretch and I can’t sleep on flights, even really long ones.)
*People who decide to use the flight time to clip their finger nails, and let the clippings fling off in all directions, amongst other gross grooming practices.
I remember one flight when my brother and I were kids where I had a window seat and my brother had an aisle seat, and in between us was an obese man who REFUSED to let us sit next to each other and he smoked what seemed like a carton of cigarettes blowing the smoke in our faces. Of course that was when smoking on planes was still allowed. This must have been a last minute trip or something for us to have gotten stuck in those seats, at least I hope it was because I doubt our parents had banked on us being tortured for 5-6 hours!