[DaveyB]

I demand

• Muslim free flights
• Whining free flights
• Gay-steward free flights
• Bounce of the runway landing free flights
• Smelly people sitting next to me free flights
• Talk your ear off passengers while I'm trying to get work done free flights
• Kids with more metal in their face than my Honda has free flights

[A Strict Constructionist]

I want laptop free flights where the person next to me keeps using me for a desk.
No reclining seats. Why should I have someone’s head in my lap so he can read his screen without glasses.