[The Comedian]

This miraculous cure required the deaths of exactly zero children.

Go back and do it again until it starts requiring infanticide, or it will never get Federal funding or media attention.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Niuhuru]

“Go back and do it again until it starts requiring infanticide, or it will never get Federal funding or media attention”

Until a rival nation starts doing it and all their scientists start getting Nobel Prizes.