[The Comedian]

Afghanistan, Algeria, China, Congo, Cuba, Eritrea, North Korea, Iran, Egypt, Malaysia, Pakistan, Russia, Sudan, Uganda, Vietnam, Yemen, and Zimbabwe.

Throw in Syria, Somalia, and a couple more 'stans, and you've pretty much got my list of primary nuclear targets.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Eurotwit]

That list of countries was joined by the newest islamic country (The Obama States of America) a while ago, to outlaw critising islam.

Merkel publically went out and asked, “What the hell America was up to”

It was America with all these nuclear targets voting against western Europe.

[AndrewC]

you've pretty much got my list of primary nuclear targets.

Haven't you heard? We're dismantling our nuclear arsenal. Now the weapon of choice is a court date followed by, at worst, threats, and verbal chastisements.