[ApplegateRanch]

Will we now have to undergo naked body/car scanners to get into any public event?

Simple...just outlaw wearing clothes in public; and no purses, fanny packs, briefcases, etc allowed, either.

NOW do I get my DHS consulting fee?

[Hulka]

“Simple...just outlaw wearing clothes in public; and no purses, fanny packs, briefcases, etc allowed, either.

NOW do I get my DHS consulting fee? “

Close. . .but what about body-cavity bombs?

;-)