How about this little gem from a town hall meeting in New Mexico back in May of 08.
“I had a uncle who was one of the, who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps, and the story in our family was is that when he came home, he just went up into the attic and he didn’t leave the house for six months, right.”
Thanks! I’ve forgotten that one too!