[Mr. Jazzy]

What is his address? I would like to send him a “thank you” card.

[ColdOne]

from politico22 http://www.politico.com/politico44/ The pool adds: "The medical unit that treated Obama used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and results in a smaller scar. Obama was given a local anesthetic while receiving the stitches.",

[y6162]

World War III is about to break out in Asia and the Kenyan is playing basketball.

Perfect.

[Artcore]

I’m surprised this hit didn’t seriously hurt this skinny crackhead we call our president.

Were any teeth knocked out?

[Tax-chick]

a pickup game of basketball

Sure, buncha guys just sitting around in lawn chairs on the cement patch out back of the White House, having a few beers ... no jobs to do, after all, no families to spend a day with ... and somebody says, "Shoot, this is boring! Let's head up to a club and see if we can pick up some chicks!" "Naw, man, have you seen Barry's wife? He'd be toast!" "Oh, yeah. Well, how about we shoot some hoops? Flip a coin - loser gets Barry on his team ..."

Bushwah. It was a staged activity to make Zero look good with Hispanics, and they blew it. *snicker*

[abovethefray]

I’d like to give a shout out to Ray Decerega!

[Artcore]

I hope this hit reminded the Kenyan what a punk Bit*h he is.

[mnehring]

There is a joke from ‘Clueless’ I am dying to say but I would get zotted.

[Sacajaweau]

Remember when President Bush went flying off his dirt bike. I believe he "picked himself up, dusted himself off" and went for it all over again.

Obie had to have 12 stitches. But they said they were teenie weenie stitches so it would heal better...which means they probably could have used a bandaid.

[OKSooner]

Has anyone here ever seen anyone in a bassitball game get their lip busted so bad that it required 12 stitches to sew it up?

[The Comedian]

Brown-on-Half-Black-violence ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[WaterBoard]

“Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.”

Wow, what a Racist organization.

Since Hispanics make up the majority of residents in states like California (most populous US state), racial identity organizations like this have no place.

If a group of white Congressmen wanted to start a “Congressional White Caucus Institute”, it would be the end of the world.

MLK shakes his head in disgust.

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr. (August 28, 1963)

[I see my hands]

Zero practicing a little tea bagging with glass marbles?

[Artcore]

I know this is horrible, but after watching the video of the Kenyan hiding in the Whitehouse putting ice on his lip; I dreamed just a for a second that an everyday American citizen smashed him in the face and said: “Keep the change!”

Seriously, this guy is an abject pu$$ies...hiding in the Whitehouse! What a freakin’ joke we have for a president!

[Indy Pendance]

Poor guy, he’s going to go through the political ringer.

[savedbygrace]

The irony is delicious.

[screaminsunshine]

I do not feel his pain.

[J Edgar]

Is he legal? Can we see his BC?
If not, deport him and make him pay a fine for foul play!

[tutstar]

bump

[rabidralph]

Dang! I was hoping it was Sen. Brown’s daughter.