Mrs. Tesla: "Honey, I'm afraid our house might be burgled."
Mr. Tesla: (getting up and leaving the living room), "don't worry honey I will take care of it."
Mrs. Tesla: (Mr. Tesla reentering the living room) "did you make us safe dear?"
Mr. Tesla: "Yes dear, you left the back door unlocked so I unlocked the front door, flung it open, and left it open."
Mrs. Tesla: "That's good dear, thank you."
Mr. Bedford:
I locked all the doors now I need to give your wife a cavity search to make sure she is not stealing anything.
Right after I give that new driver from Saudi Ariba the keys to the house, that is.
Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forrest Gump- AMERICANS are not TERRORISTS.