And this is from a liberal cartoonist. And this is from a liberal cartoonist.If she’d just worn a burka, she could have patted herself down.
now - security is joke - nice...
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
That was cute, she actually had a nice bod. But, next time someone does this we might not be so lucky!
I love it! She’ll have a great story to tell her grandkids one day.
Video reveals a few interesting things:
1. By wearing the bikini, she apparently just had to go through the standard metal detector gates, and thus avoided BOTH the X-ray scanner booth and the “pat down” by gloved TSA agents. I saw the gloved second TSA worker gesturing at her and shaking her head—was she saying “I can see you have nothing to hide, you’re free to go”?
2. She appeared to be wearing metal earrings—under normal circumstances, shouldn’t these have been put into the tray and gone past the X-ray scanner on the conveyor belt?
3. She looked silly by tossing her head and chewing gum—this situation called for more composure. Just my opinion.
4. The male passengers (and male TSA agents) in her vicinity seemed to be modestly averting their eyes, rather than ogling her.
If I went through in a bikini the TSA would die laughing
NOT GUILTY.
Oh, yeah, she was “worried about full-body-scan radiation” alright: so worried in fact that she tipped off the TV stations in advance of her little stunt!
That said, I’ll tell you what: she’s dang cute! Pretty even!
I can’t resist doing a little Garth.
Sha-wing!!!!
“So, officer...is that a scanning wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”