[The Comedian]

And they told him to get out, shut the door behind him, and to go get coffee for everyone but knock when he came back...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[hal ogen]

I live in the WDC area. Before I die from a nuke or bio weapon because of this misfit president and loser (aka nobama) I need to use a few descriptors of him: loser, dolt, incompetent, cretin, racist, clod, empty-suit, pretender, feckless, creep, misfit, ignorant, socialist, tyrant, bigot, misguided, miscreant, unqualified, appeaser, anti-American, light-weight, degenerate, metro-sexual, down low, arrogant, wastrel, nattering nabob of negativism...my fingers tire. Bye all.