[neutrino]

if I was attracted to women, it would not be the large number of passengers I handle daily that have a problem understanding what personal hygiene is.”

Well now. There's an idea.

Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days.

Don't bathe for 30 days.

Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.

Go ahead, perverts, get a whiff of that.

[Noumenon]

Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days

Why go to all that trouble? Dab a little Nước mắm in selected places. That ought to do it.

[ladyjane]

Combine chicken fat, lard, fish oil. Let it sit for 30 days. Don't bathe for 30 days. Smear grease mix over the body. Wear a kilt. Go visit the TSA.

That's what kids did years ago when they went for their selective service exams.