I’m sure I am not the first person to tell you this...
“Liberalism is a mental disorder!” Michael Savage
Perhaps you might seek help then.
Be sure to tell the shrinks about your birther obsession, too.
Your homosexuality, on the other hand, may be harder to cure.
I understand you folks claim to have been born that way.
Perhaps a couple of years of therapy would do you some good, and
then a job working for the TSA. Or at a bath-house in San Francisco.
I seem to recall you saying your family operated one of those..