We need a few hundred other patriots taking similar actions. Knowledge of the Constitution, current law, and respectful attitude being prerequisites.
New Slogans From Airport TSA Offices Across The Nation
Cant See London, Cant See France, Unless We See Your Underpants.
Grope Discounts Available.
If We Did Our Job Any Better, Wed Have To Buy You Dinner First.
Only We Know If Lady Gaga Is Really A Lady.
Dont Worry, My Hands Are Still Warm From The Last Guy.
Throw A Few Back At The Airport Chilis And You Wont Even Notice.
Wanna Fly? Drop Your Fly.
Weve Handled More Balls Than Barney Frank
We Are Now Free To Move About Your Pants
We Rub You The Wrong Way, So You Can Be On Your Way.
Its Not A Grope. Its A Freedom Pat.
When In Doubt, We Make You Whip It Out.
TSA: Touchin, Squeezin, Arrestin
You Were A Virgin.
We Handle More Packages Than The USPS
The TSA Isnt Silly, They Just Want To Inspect Your Willy
Stroke Of The Hand, Law Of The Land
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem