If you are armed. You should know better than to drink.
“If you are armed. You should know better than to drink.”
You put the glass up to your mouth and sip. You try not to let the ice cubes get in your mouth. Is there another way of doing it?
Apparently the entire population of the state of Pennsylvania is too dumb to meet up to your standard. They allow bar carry (like many states do) and drinking at the same time (like few or no other states do). Oddly, they're not stacking the dead like cordwood behind all the bars in PA. Go figure.