[Graybeard58]

civilians can have more practical benefit for air travel security than does groping septuagenarian nuns or toddlers.

I gotta get me some coffee. When I read that I was trying to picture septuagenarian toddlers.

[Still Thinking]

When I read that I was trying to picture septuagenarian toddlers.

How about...

Linda Hunt? (In case you don't get the reference, she's like four feet tall.)